The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..