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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours eating babies was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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