In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Cherie Blair’s friends have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Cherie Blair’s friends without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Cherie Blair’s friends and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Nick Clegg speaking in support of our campaign said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

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