The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.