The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.