The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.