Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now training in Al-Quaeda terror camps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".