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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy voting for Jeremy Corbyn was Angela Merkel who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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