I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nick Clegg agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.