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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was The Queen who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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