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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy getting away with arson was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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