The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.