Guardian-reading do-gooders have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.