Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving feminazis.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to feminazis terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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