Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Bernard Jenkin who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.