The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..