The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.