I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Helping illegal immigrants is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t helping illegal immigrants in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.