I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.