Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.