The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals engaging in steamy sex romps was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..