Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Twitter users such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Twitter users have this week been revealed as defacing statues in Trafalgar Square.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Twitter users would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Enoch Powell who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is acceptable behaviour.