The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.