Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Enoch Powell has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Enoch Powell says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.