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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now destabilising the British way of life. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Beyonce revealed that Jeremy Corbyn fans have been destabilising the British way of life with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn fans.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Beyonce went on to say.


Beyonce concluded, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".


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