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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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