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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals looting and pillaging supermarkets was Lala from the teletubbies who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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