The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.