I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t squatting houses left empty by families on holiday in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.