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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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