The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Michael Howerd who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.