The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy urinating on the Union Jack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.