Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Enviro-Mental-ists have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for enviro-Mental-ists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.