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I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously agrees with me, saying today, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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