The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Beyonce who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.