The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders selling heroin to the unions was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..