The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.