Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Asylum seekers have been being foreign and suspicious looking outside nursery schools.

Terror expert John Major has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being foreign and suspicious looking: The True Face Of Evil", John Major says, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for asylum seekers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.