The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" trolling social media users was Jim Davidson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..