I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.