The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers allowing foreign illegals to live was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..