The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy injecting crack into primary school children was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..