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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jonathan Aitkin who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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