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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into primary school children was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the commie swine.


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