Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Homosexuals have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Angela Merkel has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", Angela Merkel says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for homosexuals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.