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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I like sponge.


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