The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" plotting to kidnap a senior royal was some bloke in the pub who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..