The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Enoch Powell who today said Waterboarding is not torture.