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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts welcoming foreigners was some bloke in the pub who today said surely something can be done?.


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