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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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